Welcome to Helen Keller's Funny Joke Page

I'm so glad you made it! For the last few decades I've been...well...I mean...well I guess the best way to describe it is...DEAD.

Don't sit there all mouth agape pretending you're shocked. There must have been news articles about it. Right? You probably read them. I would have, except for the whole buried six-feet under thing. Oh, and being blind while convention has most news dailies being print in text for the 99.3% of people who aren't blind.

Anyways, during my respite I haven't just been giving the ol' ojos a rest - not that they needed them with me being blind and all. I've been listening to the pounding on the wooden floor of my soul and it told me via the language that Louis Braille invented that I should be writing, or at least repeating, funny jokes.

So I started this thing called a "blog," which I guess is the new term for propoganda-type pamphlets. I hope you sincerely enjoy what you hear on this page (you'll have to sign me how it sounds).

Mushmouth at you soon!