This one's more of a philisophical debate.

Dearest friends and readers, today I offer you not so much a joke as a question:

If Helen Keller (that's me) were psychic, would she (I) call it a fourth sense?

You see, I was both blind and deaf. And though I learned to speak, read and talk, one would think that the absence of sensory input would denote a lack of sense. So while touch, feel and smell were all abilities of mine, I was lacking the other two. Therefore, when most people refer to psychic abilities (or ESP) as a SIXTH sense, for me it might possibly be a fourth. What do you think?

A return most triumphant!

Sorry for the delay loyal readers. It has taken me some time to figure out the ways of this internets thing. I mean, imagine yourself trying to figure out how to use a visual medium without the aid of sight. By the hammer of Thor it is tres difficult! But, as with all things in life, I have persevered and triumphed. In order to help me tell my hilarious jokes, I have enlisted the help of my good friend Charles to deliver all of the punchlines. Just click on the link and you will hear what I would say if I could say things. Thanks for coming!

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Click to hear.

Q: No seriously why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Click to hear.

I wish I could click to hear...